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12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

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these are fabulous questions i'll check your blog out

  • (Pick a destination on this European road trip- or more, if you like it)

  • Amsterdam:

    Do people think you are a complete "alien"?

  • Athens:

    Are you a perfectionist?

  • Belgrade:

    Tell me about the nicknames people give you.

  • Berlin:

    How often can you get everything you really want?

  • Bratislava:

    Tell me about the book of your life.

  • Brussels:

    Do you use many different languages in a same sentence?

  • Bucharest:

    Have you ever put someone in the Friend Zone?

  • Budapest:

    Have you ever been put in the Friend Zone?

  • Copenhagen:

    Have you ever kissed or been kissed by a complete stranger?

  • Dublin:

    Have you ever drunk to forget something and/or someone?

  • Helsinki:

    Imagine you have to choose between love and your greatest goal in life. What would be your choice?

  • Kiev:

    Have you ever felt hurt by words that cut your heart more than a knife could ever do?

  • Lisbon:

    Have you ever felt you were - absolutely - born in the wrong country?

  • Ljubljana:

    Have you ever been mistaken by someone else?

  • London:

    More sense or more sensibility?

  • Luxembourg:

    Have you ever deeply regretted something you done (and I really mean DEEPLY)?

  • Madrid:

    Which talents you don't have and you really would love to have?

  • Moscow:

    Are you able you sleep well every night?

  • Nicosia:

    How often do you fall into a state of procrastination?

  • Oslo:

    What would give you absolute peace of mind?

  • Paris:

    Are you afraid of falling in love (in general or for a specific person)?

  • Podgorica:

    Would you die for what you believe?

  • Prague:

    Are you a jealous person?

  • Reykjavik:

    If you had to choose a country in the World to live forever and ever, which one it would be?

  • Riga:

    Would you take and publish a selfie if someone asked you to?

  • Rome:

    Have you ever experienced undeniable and true love in any form?

  • Sarajevo:

    How far would you go for the ones you love?

  • Skopje:

    What was the sweetest thing anyone called you?

  • Sofia:

    Have you ever been a victim of any form of prejudice?

  • Stockholm:

    Have you ever felt that you were an inspiration for someone else?

  • Tallinn:

    What was the strangest rumour you heard about yourself?

  • Tirana:

    Do you consider yourself a sexy person?

  • Valletta:

    Have you ever had a car or bike accident?

  • Vienna:

    Choose a song to define your life and explain it.

  • Vilnius:

    Would you change your nationality if you had the chance?

  • Warsaw:

    Have you ever suffered a depression?

  • Zagreb:

    Have you ever gave your heart to someone who did not deserve it at all?

  • Zurich:

    How important is money in your life?

  • NOWHERE FAST:

    Don´t ask me absolutely anything. Tell – tell me what you think about the person that owns this Tumblr.

krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

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I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

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Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.

algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

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